Tossing and turning all night. Nightmares about my flesh rotting and peeling off. Just a normal Tuesday night, I guess! Off to work!
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Co-worker just shot me in the chest with a nerf gun. Definitely not some sort of silly foreshadowing.
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Walked to get lunch and 3 different dogs started barking at me. I like dogs but some people need to get theirs under control!
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My wife says I look a bit pale. It's just seasonal allergies, I told her. Nothing to worry about.
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Saw a minor car accident on the way to work. Guy was screaming and trying to claw the other driver. Looked totally trippy. Glad that wasn't me!
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Local hospital reports an "outbreak". Well my family and I are totally vaccinated so no worries. Damn anti-vaxxers!
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Strange old woman wearing lots of colorful trinkets hissed at me and started mumbling something in a foreign language. People are so wierd!
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Riots in a foreign country are of no concern to me!
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Coming down with a pretty serious flu. Unfortunate timing for that cross country flight but I have to attend this work conference! Some vitamin C is sure to fix me up nice and quick
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Strange rash on my arm. Guess I gotta wear sleeves to work today, it looks kinda gross and I have some important meetings.
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Caught myself staring at a squirrel for a good 10 minutes, imagining what it would taste like. Ha ha, I need more coffee!
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