Random man on the bus just scratched my arm with his unkempt fingernails. Everything happening in the next few hours is the first few scenes of a zombie movie
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Local hospital reports an "outbreak". Well my family and I are totally vaccinated so no worries. Damn anti-vaxxers!
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Strange old woman wearing lots of colorful trinkets hissed at me and started mumbling something in a foreign language. People are so wierd!
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Coming down with a pretty serious flu. Unfortunate timing for that cross country flight but I have to attend this work conference! Some vitamin C is sure to fix me up nice and quick
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Strange rash on my arm. Guess I gotta wear sleeves to work today, it looks kinda gross and I have some important meetings.
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Caught myself staring at a squirrel for a good 10 minutes, imagining what it would taste like. Ha ha, I need more coffee!
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