My girl is happy she has me all to herself! #BellyRubs
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Prosecutors said Chance Seneca had become “fixated with the idea of killing gay men” and designed a murder-kidnapping scheme that mirrored the murders committed by Jeffrey Dahmer.
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The cognitive dissonance of this tweet is really something. Lawless fentanyl seizure is a thing, I guess.
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Under Biden's lawless border policy, fentanyl seizures increased by 241% between the months of October and December.
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Sounds like Marsha Blackburn prefers that fentanyl NOT be seized.
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For the party so sure they understand the meaning of the word “woman” they don’t have a fucking clue as to what “seizures” mean.
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If the border is wide open, how is this happening?
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Good lord 🤦♂️
Right-wingers have been demanding the release of the police's bodycam footage in Paul Pelosi's assault case. With the news it's being released, they are ALREADY claiming - before even seeing it - that it's fake.
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Biden announcing the 31 Abrams tanks for Ukraine, "Today, I am announcing that the United States will be sending 31 Abrams tanks to Ukraine. The equivalent of one battalion."
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You can probably still pick up the Newsmax signal if you put enough tinfoil on your head
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SCOOP: People close to @NEWSMAX say there's a 90% chance channel is de-platformed by @DIRECTV tonight, 2nd conservative-leaning network to go dark on carrier setting up a political battle w GOP congress & possibly @realDonaldTrump w DTV's owners @ATT & TPG Cap. 345 @FoxBusiness
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Kevin Sorbo doesn’t need your woke Oscars, as I was honored to present him with his 12th consecutive Gary!
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Yes, Trump, Biden, and Pence were all found with classified documents. But only one of them refused to give those documents back, lied about their existence, and ultimately forced the government to execute a search warrant in his home (which turned up exactly what he was hiding).
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This is a reminder, because the facts seem to be getting lost, that there is no indication Joe Biden knew classified material was present in boxes stored in his office and house. Same for Pence. There's abundant evidence Trump knew but still refused to return items to the gov't.
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Mike Pence found classified docs and alerted the FBI. Joe Biden found classified docs and alerted the DOJ. Donald Trump stole classified docs, hid them and refused to return them. if you're still pretending there's no difference, you're just being an obstinate tribal asshole
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It is literally beyond belief that 50 years after Roe v. Wade, in the year 2023, we are still debating whether women can control their own bodies. Congress must act to codify Roe v. Wade and make abortion safe and legal again.
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The shooter in California allegedly used a Cobray M11 9mm semi-automatic weapon, which allows a killer to fire 30-round magazines in rapid succession.
The weapon is illegal in nearly every developed country except the United States. cnn.com/2023/01/22/us/
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#DiedSuddenly is trending because people have been tricked into thinking a vaccine has more long term side effects than the virus attacking every system of your body including your lungs, heart, brain, kidneys & blood vessels
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Oh grow up! You go after Whoopi when the biggest POS, pile of Russian lovin', human garbage Tucker Carlson is right there?
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More good news from the crim justice system, in addition to seditious conspiracy convictions. Richard Barnett, aka "Bigo," the jackass who put his feet up on Pelosi's desk & left her a note "Bigo was here, you b***h.’”(his lawyers argue he wrote "batch")convicted on all 8 counts
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JUST IN: Richard “Bigo” Barnett found guilty on all counts for his role in storming the US Capitol.
He took the stand and claimed he was just “a fucking idiot”, not a criminal.
The jury did not see a distinction.
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There, there, Tucker Carlson. Are you happy now, you sad little man?
No more tears, k?
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Literally No one has a problem with the new M&Ms, but the right wing nuts obsessed with genitalias 🤷🏽♀️ This is very disappointing that you're going to allow these right wing nuts dictate you're company decision's 🤦🏽♀️
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Scared of vaccines
Scared of M&Ms
Scared of women
Scared of trans people
Scared of Black people
Scared of Muslims
Screaming about how they are the victim nonstop. Just the weakest men imaginable.
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Let’s take the candy out of this. Your advertising was based on supporting women. You are now backing down from it because a conservative talk show host didn’t like supporting women.
See, if you take the candy out of it, it’s a pretty crappy thing you did.
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Oh , you are an absolute f-cking genius. Nobody is better at using humor and truth to highlight stupidity and bullshit in politics. Everyone must watcht his video. Brilliant, funny, and every bit of it completely true. Love you Randy.
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Speaker of the House... Cunning little chap...
#NewVideo #Parody
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That’s the greatest irony of it all: that the very Evangelicals who’ve spent that last 50 years in this country demonizing those who reject Jesus—are now the single most compelling reason for them to do so.
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Proud atheist
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It's absolutely bonkers how this RN can't even tell the difference between voluntary (faking) and involuntary 'spasms'. 🤦♂️
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URGENT— Angelia, 45, a healthcare worker was mandated to take Pfizer's COVID-19 vaccine, 3 days later paralyzed from legs down, followed by severe convulsions and seizures, can no longer, clean, cook, drive a car, requires full-time caretaker, "i'm a prisoner in my own home"Show this thread
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🧵/🚨URGENT— Angelia, 45, a healthcare worker was mandated to take Pfizer's COVID-19 vaccine, 3 days later paralyzed from legs down, followed by severe convulsions and seizures, can no longer, clean, cook, drive a car, requires full-time caretaker, "i'm a prisoner in my own home"
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You’re an RN and you think that this is what seizures look like? GTFOH.
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Isn’t it interesting how the COVID Vaccine side effects only affect MAGAS? 🤔
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/URGENT— Angelia, 45, a healthcare worker was mandated to take Pfizer's COVID-19 vaccine, 3 days later paralyzed from legs down, followed by severe convulsions and seizures, can no longer, clean, cook, drive a car, requires full-time caretaker, "i'm a prisoner in my own home"Show this thread
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This is the biggest load of shit I’ve ever seen.
Try harder.
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This is me after 1 dose of Pfizer on 1/5/2021 in the hospital. I was a very healthy 45 year old who managed a surgery center. Two years later I am still having major issues
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Jill Biden is an erudite educated woman of substance.
Melanoma snuck into this country on a paid-for "genius" visa, made her living doing soft porn before she grifted a grifter into marrying her.
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Melania Trump is classy, Jill Biden is trashy.
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Yes, the Razzies is a parody. But they still should have stopped short of nominating a 12 year old girl for 'Worst Actress'. That's just wrong.
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When the Declaration of Independence was written it only applied to white males and America has spend every day since bending over backwards for straight white Christian males or they scream victim
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Seeing so many Trump supporters confusing the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution illustrates why Republicans are so keen to destroy the educational system. Trumpers are generally pretty freaking dumb.....thus they are easier to control for their rich masters.
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