Overheard Brooklyn

@HeardInBK

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Greenpoint, Brooklyn
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    Jul 8

    "The reason a serial killer has an orgasm is because of the following.."

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    Jul 16

    "I mean I want truffle everything so..."

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    Jul 13

    "Where are you coming back from?" - server.. "oh just manhattan, was there shopping, now here for a mimosa" - dude. I want his life.

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    Jul 19

    Overheard quote of the day: "Man can you believe they've got trees growing in Brooklyn, what a day!" Keep being awesome, sir.

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    Jul 20

    Overheard a little boy in Brooklyn ask his parents "do chickens live in the ocean?" so I kidnapped him

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    Jul 13

    Things overheard in brooklyn this week: "wait, oat milk is OATMEAL! Oats!" "Like why does she have to go into my room and touch my crystals"

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    Jul 12

    Overheard in Brooklyn: "Nebraska. I get to go to Nebraska. I mean, that's like my LIFE'S DREAM. I wanna see what Nebraska is like."

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  8. Jul 13

    "Oh, I can't wear thongs anymore. They gave me arthritis!" – at DNA Footwear

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    Jul 7

    Overheard in Brooklyn: "Wait, you're not rich? I might actually be nice to you now"

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    Jul 8

    "are they setting the place on fire or what's the plan? project mayhem?" things overheard in brooklyn.

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    Jul 9

    "Kimchi... it's like a probiotic," overheard in brooklyn

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    Jul 9

    " you know I've never, like, had a glass of milk" overheard in williamsburg, brooklyn

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  13. Jul 5

    "You! Macy's is this way!" "Um I'm not going to Macy's." "No I mean Macy's is this way?" "Ya, next time put some inflection in your voice."

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    Jul 4

    Overheard in Brooklyn: “I ain’t textin no bitch with an Android!” 😂

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    Jun 30

    Overheard: "I shit you not, in Brooklyn a dog walker makes just as much as a massage therapist!"

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  16. Jul 3

    "It was much closer to the beginning of the Beverly Hillbillies."

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  17. Jul 3

    "What are you doing tomorrow?" "Zombie pirate craft beer tasting." Should've asked where it was.

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    Jun 22

    "Nobody's married until you throw a bike off a roof, is what I always say." - overheard on a roof in

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  19. Retweeted
    Jun 23

    hahaha yeah man. in other news, I just overheard Newt Gingrich talking about his giant-sized check from Russia in my local Brooklyn bar

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    Jun 28

    Overheard in Brooklyn: "Yes, but was the feces fair-trade?"

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