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A pragmatist with principle on my best day. Just another jerk on my worst.

Menyertai Julai 2010

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    12 Jan

    Trump don't know much, but he knows how to scam rubes, and that may be all he needs to know.

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  2. 23 Apr

    Did you hear about the dyslexic, insomniac agnostic? He stayed up all night wondering about the existence of dog.

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  3. 23 Apr

    Do you believe in God?

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  4. 21 Apr
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  5. 18 Apr

    First take on the Mueller Report: no big surprises. Doesn't move the needle much. If you don't like Trump, there's plenty of evidence of unsavory behavior to amplify your belief. If you like Trump, there's a lack of a smoking gun to rationalize your defense of him. Stasis.

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  6. 18 Apr

    Gonna do something completely countercultural and hold off on my hot takes until the report is released an hour from now.

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  7. 18 Apr

    Prediction: The Mueller Report will exhaustively document the 2003 American League batting race.

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  8. 18 Apr

    The Mueller Report will consist of a single Q clock, the most elaborate and complex one created to date, which the crack Q researchers will spend the rest of the century decoding.

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  9. Mengetweet Semula
    16 Apr

    What if Fox News covered Trump the way it covered Obama? It would look like this

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  10. 15 Apr

    Trump aide: The Mueller Report is coming out on Thursday, sir. It could start a wildfire of bad media coverage. Trump: Perhaps flying water tankers can put it out. Must act quickly!

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  11. 15 Apr

    A mind is a terrible thing to not have in a President.

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  12. 15 Apr

    If the flames in Paris bring tears to your eyes, may they also strengthen your resolve to build His Church. His Church is a place of righteousness where all people are treated with dignity and the entirety of God's creation is considered sacred.

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  13. 15 Apr

    Very sad to see the terrible fire at Notre Dame Cathedral. Christians, take solace that though physical churches may come down, God calls us to build a Church that no earthly power can destroy.

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    14 Apr

    My grandparents emigrated to NYC from Europe about a hundred years ago. My grandfather served this country in WWI. My parents were born in NYC, as was I. Fuck yeah, we'll take them. Immigrants built this country. Oh, and, that big lady in the harbor? She's an immigrant too.

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  15. 11 Apr

    In the bottom of fifth inning of at , two players (Wilson Ramos and Jeff McNeil) combined for every Mets hit in the inning AND made all three Mets outs in the inning. Is that an first?

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  16. 11 Apr

    In the bottom of fifth inning of at , Wilson Ramos and Jeff McNeil combined for every Mets hit in the inning AND made all three Mets outs in the inning. Is that an first?

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    9 Apr

    One shining moment seems a little off this year

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    8 Apr

    Pete Buttigieg: "The struggle is not over when transgender troops, ready to put their lives on the line for this country, have their careers threatened with ruin one tweet at a time by a Commander-in-Chief who himself pretended to be disabled in order to get out of serving."

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  19. 4 Apr

    Trump: How can we make the public perception that I am corrupt and constantly obstruct justice go away? Trump team: Let's put out a deliberately misleading summary of the Mueller report, leave out Mueller's own summaries of his investigation, and then suppress the entire report.

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  20. 2 Apr

    Poor Trump. He's embarrassed for not knowing his father's oranges.

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  21. 2 Apr

    Trump wants to study the oranges of the Mueller investigation - that would be bananas.

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