I am utterly convinced that men find penises more aesthetically pleasing than women do. Explains the dick pic phenomenon. Ain't no woman ever ask for that.https://twitter.com/HbdNrx/status/975611193812373504 …
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Replying to @amalieskram
Sadly, most guys are cursed with penises that aren't beautiful, and I feel sorry for them.
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Replying to @HbdNrx @amalieskram
No penis is esthetically pleasing. It’s a flesh pump for injecting spermatozoa. Function over form.
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Replying to @JimInHeaven @amalieskram
Very sorry about your non-aesthetically pleasing penis.
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No, I am just one of the fortunate few who has an aesthetically pleasing penis. It's more of a burden than you might think, though.
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Replying to @AltRMax
Oh, you know, the women...word gets around and all...
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Replying to @AltRMax
I mean, exactly, I have to fend them all off, except for my wife.
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