I am utterly convinced that men find penises more aesthetically pleasing than women do. Explains the dick pic phenomenon. Ain't no woman ever ask for that.https://twitter.com/HbdNrx/status/975611193812373504 …
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No penis is esthetically pleasing. It’s a flesh pump for injecting spermatozoa. Function over form.
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Very sorry about your non-aesthetically pleasing penis.
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No, I am just one of the fortunate few who has an aesthetically pleasing penis. It's more of a burden than you might think, though.
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Oh, you know, the women...word gets around and all...
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I mean, exactly, I have to fend them all off, except for my wife.
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"Ain't no woman ever ask for that"...sure
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