When a brisket emerges from the smoker, rests proudly on the counter, then yields to the knife, it should appear moist, unctuous, and almost, but not quite, falling apart.
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It should not, I repeat, NOT, look like a fucking overcooked chuck steak. The fat should be rendered, the connective tissue dissolved, and you shouldn't see veins.
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Now let's talk about the portion. I count 5-6 slices, weighing in at maybe 7 oz of meat on a bloated day. That's not a fucking barbecue platter.
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Not having any sides to bolster the meal, you're charging what I would assume is a "New York bargain" of probably 25 dollars for 8 oz of fucking culinary despair.
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Barbecue is traditionally a feast meal, because it is heavily associated with harvest/slaughter time and the large gatherings that came with it.
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If you killed a pig for the pit, you can better believe all your friends, family, churchgoers, and neighbors were meant to be there, eating their fill.
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One didn't have a barbecue every day, or even every weekend. It ruins the specialness to make feasts a mundane occurrence, turning pleasant over-satiation into gluttony.
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But meting out weighed allotments of barbecue also dishonors it, turning it from a joyous feast into a fucking prisoner's measure.
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So in conclusion, fuck Brooklyn, fuck their pretentious bullshit, and fuck them and their "barbecue" taking over anything but title of King of the Shitheap.
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