5/ Monty Python sketch:"We did this because our holy texts exhort us to to do it.""No you didn't.""Wait, what? Yes we did...""No, this has
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6/ nothing to do with religion. You guys are just using religion as a front for social and geopolitical reasons.""WHAT!? Did you even read
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7/ our official statement? We give explicit Quranic justification. This is jihad, a holy crusade against pagans, blasphemers, and
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8/ disbelievers.""No, this is definitely not a Muslim thing. You guys are not true Muslims, and you defame a great religion by saying
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9/ so.""Huh!? Who are you to tell us we're not true Muslims!? Islam is literally at the core of everything we do, and we have implemented
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10/ the truest most literal and honest interpretation of its founding texts. It is our very reason for being.""Nope. We created you. We
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11/ installed a social and economic system that alienates and disenfranchises you, and that's why you did this. We're sorry.""What? Why are
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12/ you apologizing? We just slaughtered you mercilessly in the streets. We targeted unwitting civilians - disenfranchisement doesn't even
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13/ enter into it!""Listen, it's our fault. We don't blame you for feeling unwelcome and lashing out.""Seriously, stop taking credit for
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14/ this! We worked really hard to pull this off, and we're not going to let you take it away from us.""No, we nourished your extremism. We
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15/ accept full blame.""OMG, how many people do we have to kill around here to finally get our message across?"
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