show me a man who feels able to take on a goose, and i will show you a man who’s sure that he would’ve just fought off the raptors in jurassic parkhttps://twitter.com/crampell/status/1393250065909694464 …
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geese have no fear. they have no chill. they have evolved past these weaknesses.
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turkeys as well! my pup got a little too close to one once upon a time and holy shit was it terrifying!
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Anyone who would fight a goose is a fool.
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I remember staring into the eyes of a goose that was facing me down on a footbridge at Oxford. The abyss stared back at me.
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As someone who has been attacked by a goose, they fight dirty...I got the bruises to prove it and barely made it back to my car. All I did was walk out of a store to my car...
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They are terrifying.
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