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@HayesBrown

Writer/editor with Daily. Previously: . I make dumb jokes for smart people. As such, my tweets vary in quality. He/him.

New York, NY
Joined August 2009

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    9 May 2017

    This is going to be the dumbest dystopia.

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  2. 8 hours ago
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  3. Retweeted
    8 hours ago

    From a White House official after Biden's speech: “The President’s point was that Putin cannot be allowed to exercise power over his neighbors or the region. He was not discussing Putin’s power in Russia, or regime change.”

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    Mar 25

    "Ms. Sonmez’s lawyer, Sundeep Hora, said that they planned to appeal the decision. 'We’re disappointed in the ruling and we strongly disagree with the ruling,' he said."

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    16 hours ago

    .: Putin’s decision to invade Ukraine has ironically given NATO a new reason to exist— and it’s the exact same as the old reason.

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    9 hours ago

    Premature hubris or justified pride? Russia's failures imbue Pentagon officials with newfound confidence. "Let me put it this way,” said one senior Pentagon official of America’s standing in the world. “Who would you switch places with? W/

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    Biden closes address in Poland with this of Putin: "This man cannot remain in power."

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  9. Imagine my delight to sit down with this plate to watch this week’s Top Chef and realize it’s a biscuit Quickfire Challenge

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    10 hours ago

    I reference this article by ⁦⁩ all the time but seeing that the quick fire challenge on Top Chef this week was a biscuit challenge it feels like a good time to once again rave about this article.

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    Rudskoy said Russia chose to attack across all Ukraine in order to stretch Ukrainian forces thin so they couldn't reinforce forces in the Donbas. But that goes against what we've seen & seems to be face-saving comment after an embarrassing performance, failure to secure victory.

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    Me *sitting outside*: “God, I love spring in DC. The flowers, the music in the cafes, the dogs I can pet, the giant rat by the flower pots also enjoying the weather… No, really, there’s a giant rat by those flower pots…” Random cafe customer: “That’s Mitch, he’s a regular.”

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  13. Mar 25

    truly, such a rich text of dramatic irony in two brief sentences.

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  14. Mar 25

    Please enjoy this quote from a Bush 41 senior administration official to the LAT on the day Clarence Thomas was nominated to the Supreme Court

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    the thing about casting Will Smith to play Richard Williams is that it fundamentally misunderstands how Richard Williams functions in the public imagination

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    Mar 25

    Remember when Clarence Thomas lied on his sister for Republican's approval, claiming she was a welfare queen when she had, in fact, worked to put him through school?

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    Mar 25

    On Lollapalooza's lineup: Goldman Sachs's CEO

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  18. Retweeted
    Mar 24

    I wasn't quite clear what we were really *learning* this week, though, until Sen. Thom Tillis spoke up on Wednesday. Then, it hit me.

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    Mar 25
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    Mar 24

    Thinking a lot about this passage from Blainey, The Causes of War, 3rd ed., p. 56.

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  21. Mar 24

    me: okay I promise to write short on this me, after remembering I have access to both JSTOR and Nexis:

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