.@jlwallen is impressed with the security-conscious Librem 13 laptop from Purism: http://bit.ly/2HVPm7G pic.twitter.com/JbEZ4XYcBN
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I think you're being a bit pessimistic when you say most laptops don't work with Linux out of the box. Most do. And there's only the odd feature like finger print sensor or graphics that may be problematic these days.