Jocelyn

@Hatfieldmomlife

Sharing the humor I find in being a housewife/SAHM.

Vrijeme pridruživanja: veljača 2020.

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  1. 3. velj

    Being a parent is coming up with catchy songs to get toddlers through everyday task. Example: Put your butt on the seat pop a squat and just go pee.

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  2. 3. velj

    Ladies when picking a husband to reproduce with, pay attention to his head shape and size. Your welcome!

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  3. 3. velj

    Me 7weeks pregnant: Puking my guts out. 3y: Crying in the doorway because I’m throwing up. Me 35weeks pregnant: Still puking my guts out. 3y: Can you close the door, I’m watching my show.

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  4. 3. velj

    Me 35 weeks pregnant: ACHOO, DANG IT!! 3y yelling from the other side of the house: Did you pee your self again?

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  5. 3. velj

    Me to my mom: Wow I got a new freckle on my face. Mom: Your 32, that’s an age spot. Me: .....

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  6. 3. velj

    Me to 3y: If you built a house would you build it out of hay, sticks, or bricks? 3y: Bricks so the wolf would not get me. Husband to 3y: Our house is made out of sticks...

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  7. 3. velj

    Husband tells our 3y he needs privacy as he closes the bathroom door and locks it. Her look of confusion remembering earlier today when she managed to climb behind me on the toilet while I was peeing...

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