Hashinshin

What is it with Riot and champions that are incredibly safe first picks, ahve pretty much no counterplay, have kill pressure on half the roster, and hard counter the other half.

So Neeko is being used to dominate top lane. Why? She instagibs you if you let her get to close ... but if you NEED to get close she instagibs you for that anyway.

So @RiotBlaustoise you wanna play some TFT? ... invite @RiotAugust and @RiotMapleNectar too tell them I'm cool.

So in this patch: Riot: Mages are taking over top!! Mages are dominating tanks! What do we do! Giving more options in armor choices for those who want to build more tanky. ARMOR 60 ⇒ 70

Alternatively just lower his base armor by like 7 so he doesn't win in melee while spamming Q at range...

Make GP's Q cost 100 mana. Make his passive restore 100 mana if used on a champion. Stop Grasp GP autowinning every melee matchup with no actual counterplay.

The fact that it has been easier to cheese top lane than to actually try to play top lane with real picks for 3 years now is why top lane goes down in it's %playrate so much as you rank up. The second people actually start trying to win the lane becomes shit.

Neeko's root is complete bullshit that punishes you for being melee. Her autoattacks hit way too hard. Kennen is insanely low skill cap high reward. Klepto punishes you HARD for picking melee in lane.

BTW it's a new patch! ... and Vlad isn't nerfed, Specter's Cowl and MR items as a whole still suck, all competitive play is mage vs. mage top, and no nerfs to mages in sight.

SERVERS ARE LIVE BUT TFT IS NOT. I DEMAND A REFUND.

Okay fine. You all have nagged me out of getting an awesome Expresso PepeHands What's a good regular old coffee maker then...

Can someone recommend me a good latte maker so I don't have to buy it from starbucks anymore?

So is TFT enabled right at server launch or what?

Give me my fucking level 3 Aatrox riot nobody else goes Aatrox stop holding out on me assholes

So low key, recurve bow gives 15% more attack speed, but BF sword only gives 20 (not %) more damage. So on with the other items. That's why recurve bow is sitll the most sought after most powerful item.

So @RiotMapleNectar I feel like the only good tank to super-tank up with items right now is Garen, post Darius buffs. A lot of the reason for so many people going super-garen is that there's not a lot of options for tank carries.

BTW Vlad wasn't nerfed on this patch either.

That might make him too weak against champions with dodges (like Camille) but I think it'd stop him from just walking up and destroying people at low ranks who don't really know how to play properly. Obviously adjust some numbers I guess.