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“We need more friends, Hargreaves. Maybe we should try one of those
#writerslift that you babble on about.” “We could try, sir. The#WritingCommunity are renowned for their hospitality and warmth.” “Give it a try then. But don’t beg, Hargreaves.We’re not savages.”pic.twitter.com/anGTFreSSGHvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
“My
#frantic heart beats with perpetual bliss at the sight of your constant beauty...” “Whoah,Hargreaves.” “What’s wrong,sir?” “That’s all a bit to fancy-smancy don’t you think?” “I’ve been told to make my Tinder bio stand out from the rest.” “You utter muppet.”#vss365pic.twitter.com/6z7WaqjZpsHvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
“As I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death...” “Why walk, Hargreaves? Grab yourself an Über.” “It doesn’t have the same profound poetic impact, sir.” “You’re not going through that ‘wannabe urban street poet’ phase again.” “Nah, bruv I ain’t being a Wasteman.” “
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“Miss Davenport is playing that bleeding song again, Hargreaves?!” “Because she knows Maria Carey’s
#Fantasy annoys you, sir. At least it’s not the Macarena this time.” “Or We’re Going to Ibiza by The Venga Boys.” “I quite like...” “Shut up, Hargreaves.”#vss365pic.twitter.com/zT0uw8zGO5Hvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
“For Buddah’s sake where in the name of Allah is my
#sanity gone, Hargreaves?! It was here a moment ago” “God knows,sir.That’s the 84th time you’ve misplaced it this week” “Jesus wept it’s driving me mad!” “Ah,there it is. Zeus is playing with it” “That bloody cat!”#vss365pic.twitter.com/DdJHnY5GChHvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
“I think I’ve finally figured out how Twitter works, Hargreaves.” “Really, sir...that’s amazing news. How did you happen upon this discovery?” “Porn.” “Excuse me, sir?” “I’ve made a fake female profile and now I’ve got 18 sugar daddies & a chalet full of penis photos.” “Oh.”pic.twitter.com/FQLjCrfrCa
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“Why did you answer the door, Hargreaves?!” “Because it’s what you pay me to do,sir.” “Well look where that’s got us! I’m too old & wealthy to be a conscript. It’s beneath me.” “You’re 23 and by all accounts the war will be over by Christmas.” “It better had be.”
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“That’s not how you say it, sir.” “Tis so,Hargreaves. I’m richer and a lot further up the social hierarchy than you. So I’m basically right all the time.” “50% of what you say is true. But it’s still pronounced rose-a-wine. Not
#rosy wine.” “You imbecilic peasant boy!”#vss365pic.twitter.com/s32JqkEC4bHvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
“I think we should doing something very special &
#extra ordinary for today’s#vss365,sir.” “Like what exactly, Hargreaves?” “I was thinking something along the lines of poetry.” “I’d rather dry hump that lame looking hedgehog over there.” “I’ll take that as a no then.”pic.twitter.com/vTM8l9uTn6Hvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
“I can’t wait for the New Year to start, Hargreaves.” “That’s a long way off, sir. It’s only January.” “Ah, you’ve not heard. After the shit show so far it’s been agreed to restart 2020 from February.” “Cheers to that, sir.” “Exactly now pop open the bubbly.”pic.twitter.com/q6RHSTo0AP
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“It’s stupendous, Hargreaves.” “Outrageously
#tremendous, sir.” “I’ve never seen anything so monstrous.” “It’s defyingly humongous.” “Scarily ginormous.” “Thunderously enormous.” “Basically it’s huge.” “Yes, sir. You’ve purchased a whopping great watermelon.”#vss365pic.twitter.com/lOow9L1BscHvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
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“Why do you have a black eye,sir?” “I bought my wife a very special present” “What did you purchase?” “A Vaginal Candle” “A candle that smells of vagina?” “Her vagina” “Oh” “Thing is Hargreaves I got my senses mixed up and got one that was scented like her sisters instead”pic.twitter.com/uF3tNM5wcA
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“Happy
#adversary, Hargreaves.” “Thank you sir but it’s anniversary.” “What did I just say?” “Adversary.” “Did I?” “Yes.” “You’re mocking me?!” “I assure you not.” “That’s the kind of thing an adversary would do!” “Foe the record I’m not your nemesis!”#vss365Hvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
“Bloody Nora,Hargreaves! Where’s my
#Range Rover at?” “You lost it to Lord Beaverbrooke during a game of cribbage,sir” “Oh, now you mention it that rings a bell. What am I supposed to drive now?” “Lord Beaverbrooke’s BMW” “Only obnoxious twats drive BMW’s” “Exactly”#vss365pic.twitter.com/bucaanROh4Hvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
“Please stop, sir. You’re making my ears bleed and my colon wince with displeasure.” “One needs to stretch ones vocal chords, Hargreaves. Otherwise I won’t be stupendously
#amazing for tonight’s recital.” “What recital?” “I’m holding one in my shower. It’s sold out!”#vss365pic.twitter.com/oGvmyQSrCsHvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
“How in the name of Nick Knowles are we meant to make today’s
#vss365 humorous, Hargreaves?” “Who’s Nick Knowles, sir?” “That DIY SOS chap off the gogglebox.” “Oh, Beyoncé’s dad.” “I think you’re telling fibs.” “I#happen to knowles it’s the truth,sir.”pic.twitter.com/WDOPoTeMk7Hvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
“It was a simple request, Hargreaves. There was no need for the Music Teller to be so arsey.” “Instead of asking them is they had a vinyl copy of Companion Animal
#Cacophony by The Sand Young Males, sir...You should simply have asked for Pet Sounds by The Beach Boys.”#vss365pic.twitter.com/XN9H2yihWhHvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
“The
#writing is on the wall, Hargreaves.” “Who for, sir?” “Look...there’s literally writing on the wall.” “‘You may have the#advantage where as I have the upper hand’. Who wrote that, sir?” “My mother. She’s been on the pink prosecco again.”#bravewrite#converstorypic.twitter.com/a08x6lqq84Hvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
“You can’t identify as a cauliflower,sir.” “And why not,Hargreaves? I can identity as whatever vegetable I very well like. You’re a califlowerist aren’t you?!” “No,sir.I’m not a cauliflowerist.” “I bet if I identified as a broccoli you’d be biggest supporter & advocate.”pic.twitter.com/KCmyKHtUbU
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“Where are we going, sir?” “If you take a left down there,then a right,go over the hill then take your sixth left, followed by a sharp right, go under the viaduct then after a quarter of a mile take your ninth left and there we are!” “So we’re going home.”
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