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Warren’s Big 10 Pappy
@haramdre
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Orange CountyJoined March 2011
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Warren’s Big 10 Pappy
@haramdre
State of Oregon. Please read this. Then read it again. Once more. Goooood. Now write it out 100x AND STAY OUTTA THE LEFT LANE WITH YA SLOW ASSES.
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Sgt. Stephen Wheeles
@ISPVersailles
I stopped this vehicle today for a left lane violation on I-65. The driver had approximately 20 cars slowed behind her because she would not move back to the right lane. Again...if there are vehicles behind you, you must move to the right lane to allow them to pass.
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@haramdre
*BREAKING* couch warrior of the PAC-12's sorriest team tries to make a joke that wasn't funny to begin with, only to fail miserably (like his team) by delivering an inaccurate insult
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Orange Swagger
@OrangeSwagger_
For anyone, who might be like me trying to figure out who the hell @JohnnyRaginIII is. I just remembered. #Dropsies #Butterfingers #ItwasCold #ItwasWet #LilBro
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Warren’s Big 10 Pappy
@haramdre
Man so much has changed with Duck football... I love watching this defense just shut teams down. We had some damn good playmakers from 2011-2015 but this entire unit is just an absolute nightmare to go against
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@haramdre
My first kiss followed me on Instagram this morning... she’s married and owns a dog. Then you have me... who dresses up as a minion and gets merry litmas at least once a year with twenty of his friends. ADULTING COMES IN MANY FORMS PEOPLE.
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Warren’s Big 10 Pappy
@haramdre
Damn right I sold my player exclusive shoes AFTER I graduated. You think my goofy ass could pull off Jordan’s? NOPE. I’ll tell you what I did pull off though... a trip to Europe. And lemme tell ya, Oktöberfest is a whole helluva lot better than some shoes I’ll never wear again.
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BeavRecruiting
@BeavRecruiting
Replying to @kerryeggers
Did you happen to ask anybody about their behind the scenes pay-for-play scheme going on with limited edition sneakers being given to players which are sold anonymously on the secondary market? Each player gets multiple pairs per year, which sell for several thousand apiece.
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@haramdre
Going 0/600 against Dion Jordan, Deforest Buckner, and Arik Armstead in pass rush was a very humbling experience for me
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The Homie
@Shakez_SC
Y’all niggas that played sports ever competed against somebody so good it made you realize you wasn’t going anywhere with it? 😭😭😭
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Warren’s Big 10 Pappy
@haramdre
My Friday morning started off with a woman yelling at me at 5:45AM for holding the door open for her because “she doesn’t need a man holding doors for her” 😂
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@haramdre
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@haramdre
Ladies, I’m sorry you have to deal with that shit. You should be able to go out, look fire doin it, and not have to worry about Kyle from Sigma Alpha Fucknugget with an entry level job at a tech company grabbing you.
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Warren’s Big 10 Pappy
@haramdre
Y’all ever turn down a shot of tequila from a random girl at a bar who then proceeds to go and pay the bartenders $100 not to serve you? Cuz that happened to me last night.
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@haramdre
Once they carted me off the field I was evaluated in the training room, got an X-ray, it was confirmed I had broken my fibula along with a high ankle sprain. I was screaming my head off watching the game on the TVs from the table I was laying on. Celebrated after and went home!
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Rob Moseley
@DuckFootball
Replying to @haramdre and @Tyrellcrosby
So what was the rest of the day like for you? How long did you stay at the facility?
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Warren’s Big 10 Pappy
@haramdre
This is the absolute worst idea I have ever seen 😂😂😂. You’ll have Kappa theta delta bros butt chugging $8 fifths of vodka while Doris and Alvin try to enjoy the serenity of water aerobics in a pool filled with piss and God knows what else.
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Arizona State University
@ASU
The corner of Mill and University will soon be home to a new concept in intergenerational living, linking senior residents to the @ASU community and lifelong learning ow.ly/oIQv30iAuOY
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