Ben Hargrave

@HarHarHargrave

here on Earth to fart around. bylines:

comedian, actor, cactor
harharhar.net
Joined September 2013
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    12 Feb 2016

    Look, you can't put a Ziploc lid on a Glad container! Are you trying to start a Tupper War!?

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  2. 11 hours ago

    ok this Turtle stuff is straight up mean

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  3. 11 hours ago

    Johnny Drama sucked, but boy did he live up to his alias

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  4. 11 hours ago

    I sort of liked Eric, but also still hated Vincent Chase and was not fond of Turtle or Johnny Drama

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  5. 11 hours ago

    I did not like Vincent Chase

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  6. 11 hours ago

    I'm browsing through old college papers I wrote in 2008 and you bet your ass I roasted Entourage and myself for watching it

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  7. 12 hours ago

    wow. just saw a random guy walking around wearing thick winter wear from head to toe...I love this crazy place

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  8. Retweeted
    16 hours ago

    Crazy idea* what if someone created an app where you could see what your face looked like when you were dead because of Global Warming?!?!

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  9. Jul 15

    if you tell me you spent time in a pool recently I must know who owns the pool, it's the law

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  10. Jul 14

    I just figured out this is my girlfriend's ex and it's like...how am I ever gonna top the guy who resurrected her?

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  11. Jul 13

    > a monster chases me > a savior shows up in a car & stalls the creature > the guardian rips open a door & yells, "GET IN!!" > I ask "Why?" > they scream, "DO YOU WANT TO LIVE?!?" > I get in & chuckle bc of course I want to live > I'm an utter dipshit who does not deserve air 🤣

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  12. Jul 9

    how far away are we from gravestones with video screens playing the deceased's favorite dog memes

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  13. Jul 8

    new york city is the best because where else can you watch someone on the subway bettering their mind by playing sudoku while simultaneously sandwiching both ass cheeks around a pole?

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  14. Jul 7

    why why why did I see Midsommar in 3D

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  15. Jul 7

    roses are red melons get ripe for all my plumbing needs I reach for the

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  16. Jul 6

    my acting dream is to get yelled by Jeff Bridges in a film franchise and then years later I get cast as the same character in a sequel except this time I get yelled at by Jake Gyllenhaal

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  17. Jul 5

    Dear Lord , Can you tell us when Blackbird is coming out? Thank you! Sincerely, Ben

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  18. Jun 29

    I've been trying and failing for decades but I simply will not rest until I've had my nap

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  19. Jun 29

    Hank Hill's favorite album by The Shins is "Chutes Too Narrow"

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  20. Jun 28

    I'm trying to convince my friend to put it all on the line and ask his girlfriend out on a date but he is worried she'll say no

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  21. Jun 28

    PC culture is getting so bad that in 5 years no one's gonna be able to make fun of how many times I shit in a day (too many) so, honestly, thank god

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