HantaMouse

@HantaMouse

I aspired to be a Mad Scientist/Engineer, I settled for an IT career. - Savor EVERYTHING.

Joined July 2012
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  1. 1 hour ago
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    Meanwhile my whole kitchen looks deep fried. Also, in the future, do not try to sauté puréed mushrooms. They don't stay in the pan.

  2. 1 hour ago
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    Each grilled cheese bacon mushroom swiss burger sandwich has more calories than Atlanta, and I made four of them.

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  3. 1 hour ago

    I have successfully combined the grilled cheese sandwich with the bacon mushroom swiss burger. Dinner is SO served! Nom!

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  4. Jul 18
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    I have to wonder if this unfortunate word choice was put there deliberately to test who actually read the thing. They aren’t the type.

  5. Jul 18
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    "Sexual harassment is defined as behavior that is objectively persuasive..." Wait, what?

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  6. Jul 18

    At work everyone has to sign a new anti-sexual harassment policy. However, it contains an epic auto-correct disaster. Do I point it out?

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  7. Jul 13

    Unexpected fire alarm break from work. If only it wasn't 95 degrees.

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  8. Retweeted
    Jul 4

    Cambodian artist Visoth Kakvei Is Taking Doodling To Another Level.

    339 replies 16,869 retweets 48,018 likes
  9. Jul 5

    I chased a fox today. Verrrry slowly. He carefully maintained a 9 foot and one bush distance, so the only picture I got was orange blur.

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  10. Jul 4

    Do fireflies get confused by fireworks? Are fireworks visible from airplane windows? How many mosquito bites did I get tonight?

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  11. Jul 4

    Another Independence Day tradition: Standing in the back yard listening to the city fireworks & watching fireflies. Then back in to the AC.

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  12. Jul 4

    Its an Independence Day tradition: Every inch of curb in every direction is full of car.

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  13. Jun 30

    Well, if you're going to sleep on the thermometer, of course its going to be all of the temperatures.

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  14. Jun 26

    I didn't know I spoke French. Oh Twitter, you do have a sense of humor even if it is accidental.

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  15. Jun 22

    Finally figured the last mouse was a guy. Now he's in with the other three, they're getting along like mice do: with teeth and swearing.

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  16. Jun 17

    I just misread "Tai Chi Class" as "Tai Chi Chess". Now I'm wondering how to play.

    1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
  17. Jun 16

    Hyphens, m-dashes, and curly quotes can all die in a fire slowly. That is all.

  18. Jun 6

    Today's grocery adventure was brought to you by AAAaaah! Roadside service. So have your parents buy some for you today.

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  19. Jun 1
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    That said, brick sidewalks are unforgiving places to fall. My everything hurts.

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  20. Jun 1

    Despite gravity's best effort, I still have the same number of bones I started with. Today still belongs on this side of the good/bad line.

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