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(18+) wearable shapeshifter usually in the shape of a wolfdog. Iberian wolf / utonagan dog mix. The lewder stuff:
in SEA, perched on a chairt.me/HansArtChannelJoined March 2015

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Werewolves should avoid magic. It's work to pronounce spells & move hands precisely and as magic takes its toll, werewolf bodies naturally shift to heal. A limit on werewolves doing magic: as you cast, your thickening hands & lengthening tongue betray your effort Art:
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As soon as the goo is on my snout I don't even know how to even pretend I don't want it anymore; The conversion tastes too good. Collars fit too well. All fours feels too natural. Working breeds are happier with jobs—especially when the job is breeding. Art:
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Credit your photographers. Pet your photographers. Collar and leash up your photographer. Ask your photographer how he's gonna work with those feral paws. Tell your photographer he's a good boy.
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Rubber Dog Morning Coffee Instructions: - Boil Water - Grind Coffee - Pour over - Kettle is all slippery in your bappy paws - Make mess - Sniff at it a lot - Lick the coffee splatter up - Sniff it more - Pour into proper doggo bowl - SLORP - Vibrate back to sleep
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