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There are two kinds of people in the world: good people, and people who get on the elevator before everyone gets out of the elevator.
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Watch a new teaser for
@Netflix's#GameOverMan starring@adamdevine,@UncleBlazer and@ders808:http://share.ew.com/hWJOByv -
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The internet isn't real life. Remember that.
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I love how
@TheSecondCity waits until less than 24 hours before my class starts to cancel. Second time they canceled this class :( -
What the f. The receptionist told my hair stylist that I got here super early. My hair appt is at 2:00 and I walked in at 1:59

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when you meet other drunk girls in the bathroom and have a heart to heart about how beautiful they are and how they deserve the worldpic.twitter.com/Tq1H7XoaJ3
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When your friend is mad creative and you both share a love for
@kendricklamar's music. Find me a better birthday gift... I'll wait#damnpic.twitter.com/Yam06o4xpR
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Who even are you. You are now seeing Hamilton in LA
@poloshot take me with you lol. But really how do you live this life!!! -
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Wanting a problem to not be a problem is very different than wanting to fix a problem.
#note2self -
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Please put "Diet starts tomorrow" on my gravestone.
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What the fuckkkk. I am so obsessed with
@thisisLANY. 4 day old fan and I can not get enough. Downloaded all their music durning their set -
Oh man, last episode of girls is on
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Everybody wish
@athomps91 safe travels driving back to Iowa. I'm sure she's driving like a pro, proud of you ash

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The most magical weekend back in Minnesota with high school friends. This is the part of growing up I can appreciate.
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Shout out to
@JohnMayer is opening band@thisisLANY is so solid. Thanks for putting me on johnny! -
I think I would like two experience a week of tour life with
@diplo. Adding it to my bucket list. He's everywhere all the time. -
Bags packed, The Search for Everything downloaded, ready to catch this flight to MN to see
@JohnMayer live for the first time on Saturday -
How many time will I have to tweet
@JohnMayer to go to Applebee's after the concert in Minnesota.@athomps91@AnnieDull. I can't f'ing wait! -
swintz Retweeted
I don't have much authority to speak on political matters, but one thing I can DEFINITIVELY say: Don't fuck with North Korea.
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are you having fun or just showing people you're having fun?
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