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@Hanmeag

Dinkin flicka.

Philadelphia, PA
Joined January 2013
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  1. Retweeted
    Aug 1

    My job’s going to do a background check to see if I actually graduated from Widener. I hope to God it comes back positive and I don’t have to retake golf.

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    Jul 26

    Walked into Kohls dressed head to toe in business casual Kohl’s-bought apparel. Lady thought I worked here. I didn’t correct her. I helped her to the shoe section.

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    Jul 24

    The past month I’ve thought about how awkward and uncomfortable my bedsheet was. This morning my mom came into my room and told me I was sleeping with a window curtain. I guess it makes sense now.

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    Jul 23

    Carson Wentz is on my sisters plane and this is his first thought

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  5. Jul 22

    The jitney Houston shuffling me across the island

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  6. Jul 22

    Should Matt and I start a band?

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  7. Jul 22

    I have pat doc on speed dial

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  8. Retweeted
    Jul 21
    Replying to

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  9. Retweeted
    Jul 15

    I can still smell it

    Who can relate? 😂🙋‍♂️
    1 reply 21 retweets 165 likes
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  10. Jul 14

    Every Mom on the beach when they hear the lifeguard’s whistle

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  11. Jul 10

    “Got Outback curb side to go then watched the Supreme Court selection” - Tommy Doc

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  12. Jul 4

    Uh oh I’m starting trouble 😜

    4 replies 2 retweets 43 likes
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  13. Jul 2

    Where do fireflies go in the winter?

    2 replies 1 retweet 11 likes
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  14. Jun 28

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  15. Jun 22

    I wish “low tide” was a Yankee Candle flavor

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  16. Retweeted
    21 Aug 2016

    Looking for my breakfast invitation like

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  17. Retweeted
    Jun 17

    I miss you. ❤️

    786 replies 16,414 retweets 155,038 likes
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