Guide to arguing with your racist uncle at Thanksgiving: Uncle: "Black on black crime is a lot higher, have you ever seen the murder rates in Detroit?" Response: "Shut the fuck up and pass me the potatoes before I murder you in Detroit you piece of shit"
Uncle: "It's fine to want to come to America as long as you do it legally" Response: "Heyyy sh-shitface, you're sshitfaced, and you don't come at all hahahahaha incel"

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