FYI to my antifa supersoldier squad, we are meeting at Shari’s for pancakes before we start beheading white parents. BRING YOUR OWN TOWEL.
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Supersoldiers we may be, but having taken so many heads before noon has taken its toll. Carpal tunnel runs rampant among the troops.
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Dry cleaners.
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Cold water soak and multiple rinses, to start with.
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First of all, best thing to wear is red just in case. If you don't have one, seltzer water and salt is excellent. Or one of those tide pens.pic.twitter.com/iAbgUFmV36
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Well, yes....but it involves scrubbing -- which is also hard the wrists. Beheading takes sacrifice from BOTH of the parties involved.
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If it is synthetic fibers then hydrogen peroxide will remove the toughest blood stains.
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Nature’s Miracle pet stain remover a-ok.
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H2O2 works on all "protein" stains. Gets hot as it eliminates stains of human body type. Kinda cool and science-y at the same time.
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Get a new cardigan?
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