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    1. Alex Halpern‏ @HalpernAlex 4 Nov 2017

      FYI to my antifa supersoldier squad, we are meeting at Shari’s for pancakes before we start beheading white parents. BRING YOUR OWN TOWEL.

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    2. Alex Halpern‏ @HalpernAlex 4 Nov 2017

      Boy is beheading white parents hard on the wrists. If you haven’t joined us yet, please bring some aspirin.

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      Alex Halpern‏ @HalpernAlex 4 Nov 2017

      Does anyone have tips on getting a LOT of blood out of a cardigan?

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        1. Alex Halpern‏ @HalpernAlex 4 Nov 2017

          Supersoldiers we may be, but having taken so many heads before noon has taken its toll. Carpal tunnel runs rampant among the troops.

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        1. Ducky Krupnik‏ @ducky_krupnik 4 Nov 2017
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          Dry cleaners.

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        1. Eileen Conway‏ @awfoosh 4 Nov 2017
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          Cold water soak and multiple rinses, to start with.

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        1. Deadpool #Resists‏ @DeadpoolResists 4 Nov 2017
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          First of all, best thing to wear is red just in case. If you don't have one, seltzer water and salt is excellent. Or one of those tide pens.pic.twitter.com/iAbgUFmV36

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        1. JPTB‏ @JPTBus 4 Nov 2017
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          Well, yes....but it involves scrubbing -- which is also hard the wrists. Beheading takes sacrifice from BOTH of the parties involved.

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        1. Halophila‏ @HalophilaOvalis 4 Nov 2017
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          If it is synthetic fibers then hydrogen peroxide will remove the toughest blood stains.

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        1. everything is on fire‏ @plantagious 4 Nov 2017
          Replying to @HalpernAlex

          Nature’s Miracle pet stain remover a-ok.

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        1. Flarvik Knürdmann‏ @Flarvik 4 Nov 2017
          Replying to @HalpernAlex

          H2O2 works on all "protein" stains. Gets hot as it eliminates stains of human body type. Kinda cool and science-y at the same time.

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        1. West Coast Librarian‏ @sylvianursebc 4 Nov 2017
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          Have a look at these tips:https://www.rd.com/home/cleaning-organizing/how-to-remove-blood-stains/ …

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        1. Reiner7‏ @ReinerDeMar 4 Nov 2017
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          Get a new cardigan?

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