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Alex Halpern

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Ever had your ass kicked by a librarian?

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    1. Alex Halpern‏ @HalpernAlex 21 Jul 2018

      Alex Halpern Retweeted Panos Mourdoukoutas

      Are you out of your fucking mindhttps://twitter.com/PMourdoukoutas/status/1020654721655242754 …

      Alex Halpern added,

      Panos Mourdoukoutas @PMourdoukoutas
      Amazon Should Replace Local Libraries to Save Taxpayers Money via @forbes https://www.forbes.com/sites/panosmourdoukoutas/2018/07/21/amazon-should-replace-local-libraries-to-save-taxpayers-money/#6f2d319960a8 …
      256 replies . 8,724 retweets 49,833 likes
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    2. Alex Halpern‏ @HalpernAlex 21 Jul 2018

      I have already fuckin had to do this once and I honestly don’t have the goddamn time to do it again you elitist, out of touch jackwagon. Take your privatize everything bullshit and shove it up your trickle down ass.

      22 replies . 288 retweets 3,693 likes
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    3. Alex Halpern‏ @HalpernAlex 21 Jul 2018

      We are out here just trying to survive, we are out here trying to provide what services we can to the people who need them and you want to take that little bit of public space left and give it to motherfucking amazon so you can save three bucks a month?

      3 replies . 218 retweets 2,946 likes
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    4. Alex Halpern‏ @HalpernAlex 21 Jul 2018

      Fuck you, fuck your libertarian bullshit ideals, fuck Amazon and their fucking indentured servitude labor practices, and fuck anyone who wants to take away the last remaining vestiges of community space. Fuck you.

      17 replies . 372 retweets 3,754 likes
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    5. Alex Halpern‏ @HalpernAlex 21 Jul 2018

      Every time one of you asshole elitist snobby motherfuckers thinks a good way to save two bucks a month and stick it to poor people is to close libraries, I will be here to tell you to go fuck yourselves.

      15 replies . 499 retweets 3,809 likes
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    6. Alex Halpern‏ @HalpernAlex 21 Jul 2018

      And please consider this a giant fuck you from the library community at large, most of whom cannot tweet like this for risk of their jobs, whereas you can tweet that you’d like them all unemployed and you’ll probably get a raise. So on behalf of librarians everywhere, fuck you.

      36 replies . 285 retweets 3,697 likes
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      Alex Halpern‏ @HalpernAlex 22 Jul 2018

      While I have you here and you are passionately mad about the defense of libraries, please consider donating to the @ALALibrary’s Spectrum scholarship fund promoting diversity in librarianship. http://www.ala.org/advocacy/spectrum …

      7:40 am - 22 Jul 2018
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      • ImJustOscar Lady Vi's hole 🕳 Stacked Librarian Eric Kim (김현철) 💀Kitty💀 tom but horny proxycodone Enbyraptor newyorkensis 🦖🦅 Teresa
      4 replies . 171 retweets 1,152 likes
        1. Alex Halpern‏ @HalpernAlex 22 Jul 2018

          (This is the library version of “check out my soundcloud”)

          8 replies . 17 retweets 925 likes
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        1. Jeremy Helton‏ @JeremyLHelton 22 Jul 2018
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        2. Grace Nordhoff‏ @hlhoff 22 Jul 2018
          Replying to @HalpernAlex @ALALibrary

          Just donated $100 inspired by your librarian outrage.

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        3. Alex Halpern‏ @HalpernAlex 27 Jul 2018
          Replying to @hlhoff @ALALibrary

          Damn, I missed this. Thank you Grace!!

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