Half An Onion

@HalfOnionInABag

Just here to get more followers than . And have a little fun/do a bit of good in the meantime.

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: siječanj 2017.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    20. sij 2017.

    What if this account that is simply half an onion in a Ziploc bag ended up with more followers than ?

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  3. 20. sij
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  4. 9. sij

    Probably just an alien president trying to distract from his impeachment.

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  5. 6. sij

    Relax, man. I was on the menu and even I’m not upset about this.

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    4. sij

    THREAD: list of links where you can make donations to fight fires in Australia. if you can't donate, PLEASE share, speak out, relay the information, we are facing an extreme climate emergency and Australia needs our help.

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  7. 4. sij

    I’ve known actual meatloafs that are smarter than Meat Loaf.

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    For those of you who didn’t live through the invasion of Iraq, here is what is about to happen: 1. There will be a MASSIVE propaganda push (by Republicans) to frame this act of war as a moral necessity and to act like anyone who opposes it is working for “the enemy.”

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    3. sij

    well we technically only impeached him

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    to everyone on twitter asking if there's a plan for what comes next: the President of the United States has a 3-minute attention span, zero ability to regulate emotions, can't find Iran on a map, and is currently tweeting low-res American flag graphics. of course there's no plan

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    Beginning of End of the decade the decade

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  12. 27. pro 2019.

    Put the Trump cameo back in and just have Kevin say this instead.

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    In this instance, Impeachment is you and ya homegirls having all the evidence that ya man is cheating but to break up with him you gotta convince a jury of his frat brothers (who was there with him cheating) that your man is a cheater

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  14. 18. pro 2019.

    I haven’t seen a meltdown like this since someone used the other half of me in a grilled cheese.

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    newsflash: you can talk about impeachment w/o tagging me. *curtsies*

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  16. 11. pro 2019.

    When you find out everyone is making the Yuletide gay:

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  17. 5. pro 2019.

    If you say Barron three times in the mirror, Melania appears and decorates your house for Christmas like it’s the poster for Doctor Sleep.

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  18. 27. stu 2019.

    People keep saying “Where’s been?” like you won’t try to use me in a stuffing the minute I come out of hiding.

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    21. stu 2019.

    Please take a much needed impeachment break to watch Biscuit do some spins.

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  20. 15. stu 2019.

    It’s pretty crazy that Roger Stone was found guilty on 7 counts and not one of them was for how he chooses to dress himself.

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    This massive video of Christine Blasey Ford's testimony is playing on repeat in front of Brett Kavanaugh's dinner guests as they wait outside.

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