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What if this account that is simply half an onion in a Ziploc bag ended up with more followers than @realDonaldTrump?
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Half An Onion 
@HalfOnionInABag
Just here to get more followers than
a kitchen counterJoined January 2017
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That would just be ridiculous.
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I made the most subtle holiday shirt of all time if any of my fellow hardcore “Home Alone 2” fans want one.
bonfire.com/youve-been-smo
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In my defense, it’s a bit traumatic for me to see onion and knives in the same title.
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@TheRealFunyuns @TheOnion @HalfOnionInABag @iraglass
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If more guns and fewer gun laws made us safer, America would be the safest nation in the world.
But 400,000,000 guns in the hands of civilians coupled with weak gun laws have given us a 25 times higher gun homicide rate than any peer nation.
It’s the fucking guns.
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For the record, you can put the onion emoji next to your name and I will not charge you a thing.
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I think about this angel every Halloween.
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yes, that is legally how it works.
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If you get more followers, do you own the company?
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I’ve heard of history repeating itself, but this is ridiculous y’all.
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A lot of people not realizing this is a classic Hollywood reboot. 5 years after the original.
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Ok, I guess we’re really doing this.
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I think we all know what must be done here.
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You’re more than welcome to stand with him behind bars.
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I stand with Steve Bannon.
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September 30 vs October 1
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For people wanting to help aid the people of Florida who are getting rocked right now by #HurricaneIan, here are four groups that I have personally worked/collaborated with in disaster theaters and who are pre-positioned to help immediately after the storm passes. 1/3
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Trump ate the NyQuil chicken, didn’t he?
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The thing is, pleading the 5th requires being capable of shutting the hell up.
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Well, *somebody* just verified the Washington Post's reporting on nuclear documents:
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Something tells me Ivana’s isn’t the first body to be buried beneath a Trump property.
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WE’RE AT $900K RAISED FOR ABORTION FUNDS, HELP US GET TO A MILLION BY MIDNIGHT ‼️‼️‼️‼️👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
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A baby went to a 4th of July parade & left an orphan. The way we’re living in this country makes zero sense..
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We were there. Right there.
We live in Highland Park, IL and today we were in the middle of a murderous attack.
I had to pull my infant child to safety as people were dead and dying around us.
I got separated from my wife when she carried my 6 yo to safety
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A mass shooting on a day when people are expected to celebrate America. This country doesn’t deserve to be celebrated. It’s a disaster.
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Good job algorithm
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NO MATTER WHAT those dorks @ the Supreme Court say about abortion — you (yes, YOU!) can get abortion pills mailed to you no matter where you live.
Mifepristone + Misoprostol 💊 💊
does “advanced provision” which means you don’t have to be pregnant to get them!
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250+ mass shootings in the US alone, and a woman’s body is more regulated than a gun. get fucking real.
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If this was about babies, there would be universal healthcare. Free education. Free daycare. Southern states would be doing all they can to drop the Black maternal mortality rate. This is about power and control
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I mean, I agree…but easy on the choice of words there, Rather.
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The Ginni Thomas story is not going away. It’s like peeling back the layers of a rotten onion.
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Encino, California!
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Post your posters for March For Our Lives and where you are marching with #MarchForOurLives
Let’s get this trending!
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