Haley Weiss

@HaleySWeiss

Editorial Fellow | Writing , | University of Pennsylvania '18 | Neuroscience nerd & overenthusiastic outdoorswoman

Washington, DC
Joined January 2017
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Aug 28

    Yesterday my mom told me my twenties wouldn't be like a sitcom, but I spend every day with people named Ross and Rachel and my roommate and I just discovered we have a repeat naked offender one window over

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  2. 6 hours ago

    Was looking forward to distracting myself with the season premier after everything today was, BUT THEN...

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    11 hours ago

    The anonymous NYT op-ed is a cowardly act in violation of its author's oath to uphold the constitution:

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    15 hours ago

    . "Yeah, let's do it."

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  5. 18 hours ago

    As if any of us have a non-Potter-related life 🦉

    Harry Potter was first published in the US 20 years ago today, so I’m sending lots of love to American Potterheads, who’ve given me some of the most memorable moments of my Potter-related life! 🇺🇸 ⚡️❤️
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    Sep 4

    So much was lost in Brazil's devastating museum fire--irreplaceable fossils, now-fully-dead languages, artifacts, careers, knowledge. It's hard to put the loss into words, but I tried:

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  7. Aug 31

    “You can text a friend everything from a 🚈 to a 🚂 to the 🚅There’s a 🚘, a 🚖, an 🚑. There is even a 🛴 emoji. “But there is no pickup-truck emoji.” A revelation from ⁦⁩

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  8. Aug 30

    Hi I’m Haley and my sexual orientation is Jeff Goldblum eating vegan hot wings

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  9. Aug 30

    Sometimes I think the only explanation for Snapchat is that they have an open-bottle office policy that is pro-bottle

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  10. Aug 29

    And on that note, this feels like a good time to remember that students nationwide are currently in the hyper-vulnerable “red zone,” a period of six weeks from August to November when over 50% of campus sexual assaults occur. Protect & support your community

    Breaking News: Education Secretary Betsy DeVos will propose new campus sexual misconduct rules that bolster the rights of the accused and protect colleges
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  11. Aug 29

    A great read from that’s exactly one meltdown away from becoming a TLC Freaky Eaters special

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    Aug 27

    My first story with - a group of scientists are calling out their own organization to fight sexual harassment in science

    The movement started in Hollywood, but it is now pouring into the lab, reports .
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  13. Aug 26

    Naturally I had to go find a new place to finish today's emotional re-reading of "Lost in Yonkers"

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  14. Aug 26

    Overhead on the street: "Did you hear Neil Simon died? I'm so sad, I was listening to 'Sweet Caroline' all morning."

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    Aug 23

    If / really thinks this qualifies as an actual way to treat student wellness, they know far less about the causes and effects of stress and mental illness than I ever would have thought

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  16. Aug 22

    I would gladly watch 8 hours of interviewing these wackos

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    Aug 21

    If someone wrote the last hour as a chapter in a piece of Trump fan fiction, it would seem too over the top.

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  18. Aug 21

    Soooooooo who gets to keep the ostrich jacket?

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  19. Aug 16

    I have been brutally ridiculed in the past for my intense affinity for shower beers. Today, I STAND PROUD!

    For the uninitiated, a shower beer is exactly what it sounds like.
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  20. Aug 16

    AMAZING work by . Immigration issues like family separation cant be adequately addressed moving forward unless people understand the past that brought us here.

    I've been thinking a lot about the long history of Central American families being separated by the border, and I wrote about it in my first piece (!) for
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