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Join me, fellow travellers, as I look back on 2018 through the medium of hot takes (*Cues "The Way We Were" by Barbara Streisand*)https://twitter.com/i/moments/1079338263310041088 …
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One of the best pieces of writing I came across in 2018: A description of the meteor that killed the dinosaurs.pic.twitter.com/i5QDawDhBV
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HERE'S A TIP AND ALSO A WAY TO PREVENT FUTURE EMBARRASSMENT FOR URSELVES, IF U HATE VEGETABLES U PROB CAN'T COOK AND ALSO HAVE NEVER EATEN ANYTHING GOOD, AT LEAST KEEP IT QUIET
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Look I dunno that much about this Saddam guy but from what I’ve heard he’s against all the SJW stuff so on that front yeah I like what he’s doing
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No clip better captures Rubin's profound ignorance than this one. He lives in a simple cartoon world divided neatly into good (capitalism, anti-SJWism) and bad (Marxism, SJWism). This Bolsowhatever guy seems to be pro-Good and anti-Bad, so who knows but he sounds okay!https://twitter.com/NoOneCorrectMe/status/1081267286021996550 …
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Eating a regular sausage roll as my enemies, the vegans, cower in fear at my unwavering masculinity
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Wife and I have ongoing argument about whether one of the cats is fat (me) or just “fluffy” (wife). Vet told wife yesterday that cat is dangerously fluffy and needs to be 25% less fluffy to avoid diabetes risk.
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I’m not sure that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez will ever recover from the revelation that she was ACTUALLY known as “Sandy” in high school. This is a scandal on par with people named “Charles” calling themselves “Chuck”.https://twitter.com/chuckcallesto/status/1080487634793836545?s=21 …
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Small brain: Destroying your political opponents by bringing up offensive tweets from 10 years ago Galaxy brain: Destroying your political opponents by bringing up clips of them being fun and likeable from 10 years ago
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A terrifying glimpse into Ocasio-Cortez’s vision of America’s transition to communist rule. It will be known as the “Dance Dance Revolution”. https://twitter.com/anonymousq1776/status/1080594276831047680 …
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Christoph Retweeted
Your obsessive online scepticism will ruin our marriage
Er hello, slippery slope fallacy
Nice guys don’t act this way
No True Scotsman
Our friends say so too
Argumentum ad populum
U r such a dick
Ad hominem
I’m leaving
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small brain: flirt on tinder normal brain: flirt on facebook glowing brain: flirt on linkedin galaxy brain: flirt on ancestry dot com
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-Hello Sir, welcome to False Equivalences Inc. How can I help you today? -I’d like a false equivalence, if that’s ok? -Sure, sure, what size would sir like, we start off at tiny and go to lar -ONE YOU CAN SEE FROM ALPHA CENTAURI WITH THE NAKED FUCKING EYE -step this way, sir!pic.twitter.com/PTmp4sA3yA
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When a comedian tells a joke and I quickly work out whether it punches up or down so I can decide to laugh or not.pic.twitter.com/LsyJVQkq4f
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If a non checkmark account so much as breaths out of place they'll get put in timeout, but checkmarks can say the craziest shit and nothing happens.
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This is absolutely correct & it’s not even close. Stevie’s output between 1968 and 1980 is incredible. There’s a convincing case to be made that he’s the greatest solo artist in the history of not just soul music, but popular music in general. Not enough people recognise this.https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1080200336759877632 …
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Y'know...if it wasn't for the recent leaked routine, a bunch of conservatives stanning for Louis CK would be mocking him as yet another example of male feminists that turned out to be sex pests on the left. Just sayin'.
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Your obsessive online scepticism will ruin our marriage
Er hello, slippery slope fallacy
Nice guys don’t act this way
No True Scotsman
Our friends say so too
Argumentum ad populum
U r such a dick
Ad hominem
I’m leaving
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When people tell me he doesn't have authoritarian tendencies.pic.twitter.com/MfkVTHKWBM
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