calling repairmen and then shooting them in accordance with castle doctrine when they try to force entry (works best with locksmiths). #fuckthetrades
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Replying to @HakonRotmwrt @ironicsadtire
It won't work because you called them first
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Replying to @chillblaine @ironicsadtire
their erratic movements and unintelligible hollering made me think they were home invaders
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