Jah Rastafari ! Why was the rum not Jamaican ? 
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You guys...
Personally, I don't find it a problem when it's Diane have a sneaky mojito on the Tube.
However, I was a guard on the Northern Line sometime ago and I can honestly say that having to turf drunks off the last train was one of the worst and scariest parts of the job. -
*Overground. That said, we all make mistakes. (Although, as a diabetic, if your blood sugar was low and you had nothing else to hand, a M&S mojito would be classed as medicinal and not in breach of TfL policy.
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That's what I told the guards but they still confiscated my fruit punch
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Shoulda drunked it qwicker!

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Yeah but they took my ladle too
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Aye. Blame privatisation! They probably used it to dish out profits on the gravy train.
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Don’t apologise. This is fucking epic lmao.
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Exactly. And it's not like you are Kate Hoey, who brought red wine to McDonalds to cosy up with Tories for a GrassrootsOut G
photo...pic.twitter.com/MwHHTBCkSg
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Omfg are you for real?
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It's for real. With David Davis & Peter Bone. Possibly Labour Leave
@BrendanChilton on the other side of Davis. And definitely Andy Wigmore on left, minus the Russian flag bow tie he wore with Hoey on Arron Banks' Goddard Gunster paid Brexit-pushing trip to Washington in May 2016pic.twitter.com/5GIbqieTYg
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Banks' WestmonsterUK Heaver? When he and UKIP's Jukes and Jenkins "are besties with Paul 'Mum's Basement in Battersea' Watson, aka Prison Planet, InfoWars 'Man in London'. The man approached by Robbie Gibb to discuss "joint ventures"?? Via Far Right Watchhttps://www.farrightwatch.net/2018/02/the-madness-of-king-alex-as-infowars.html …
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It's absolutely fine. I'm sorry your privacy was invaded.
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I've literally just got home from a train journey made bearable only by not one but two of M&S bizarrely colourful canned cocktails. I rarely see eye to eye with Ms A but I'll not have her shamed for this sort of bollocks.
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We should have a mass tinny-drinking on TFL.
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The policy is there to protect staff who end up having to deal with drunk, abusive passengers. We all know Diane wouldn't abuse transport staff, but every day bus and rail workers face verbal and physical assaults from drunks up and down the country. The few ruin it for the many.
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With a bit of tweaking, I reckon Labour could do something with that last line.
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That’s the new motto of the Houses of Parliament.
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