Rae Mac

@HRHQueenRachel

The world is quiet here. 𓃰𓃰𓃰 she/her

Joined November 2014
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  1. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    Hey it’s June 6th. By 2:00, in 1944, the Canadians have secured Juno beach, Americans have secured Omaha. reinforcements and supplies are being landed, the wounded and dead are being taken care of, and hitler is just coming to the conclusion the invasion isn’t happening at Calais

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  2. May 29

    Omfg. These kids in joes vfd just discovered Austin powers and are watching compilation videos of fat bastard clips and just crying. I feel old as FUCK.

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  3. May 29

    Sinus headache or brain tumor? Impossible to say.

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    May 28

    Bought a package of lettuce from "Mamas and Papas Grocery"--- Got home, and guess what? All the leaves are brown.

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  5. Retweeted
    May 26

    Accidentally told a lot of people I would do a lot of things once I was vaccinated

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    May 26

    From the Eric Carle Team: It is with heavy hearts that we share that Eric Carle, author & illustrator of The Very Hungry Caterpillar and many other beloved classics, passed away on 23rd at the age of 91. Thank you for sharing your talent with generations of young readers.

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  7. May 24

    Me: *sees a new bruise on my body* Me: *pokes it* Me: ow

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  8. May 24

    So Overboard but make it snow

    Lindsay Lohan will star in a new romantic comedy about a newly engaged and spoiled hotel heiress who finds herself in the care of a handsome, blue-collar lodge owner and his precocious daughter after getting total amnesia in a skiing accident
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  9. May 22

    5 y.o. I'm babysitting, out of nowhere: my house doesn't smell Me: okay... does... does mine smell?? 5 y.o.: yeah Me, mortified: like what?!?? 5 y.o.: like flowers 😍 💜🌺😭😭😭😭

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  10. May 22

    All* 🙄

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  11. May 22

    Three of my friends had babies yesterday and I'll I had was smoked ribs and some pretzel jello but I'm not that bitter about it

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    May 15

    $500 to 1 person who retweets this.

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  13. Retweeted
    May 13

    the CDC says fully vaccinated people can go back. back to the beginning. back to when the earth, the sun, the stars all aligned. 'cause perfect, didn't feel so perfect. trying to fit a square into a circle was no life. I defy... let the rain fall down and wake my dreams

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    May 13

    the CDC has released a statement today, saying "die, worms"

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    May 13

    CDC said I don’t have to wear a bra ever again either

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  16. May 13

    Serious question what's keeping trees from just growing infinitely tall

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    May 12

    Pancake breakfast at the Night Vale Firehouse as a fundraiser to buy a solid gold firetruck. Please buy at least 10,000 pancakes.

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    May 8

    I have a theory about why they got divorced.

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  19. Retweeted
    May 8

    An ocean reentry was always statistically the most likely. It appears China won its gamble (unless we get news of debris in the Maldives). But it was still reckless

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    May 8

    It’s berry important everyone follows Sticker Mule because we have a big announcement coming soon. Retweet this and tag someone who needs to follow us. 1 person who retweets wins $500. 1 person tagged wins $500. Follow us so we can DM you.

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