This heron ate all my parents' fish every year until they gave up and filled the pond and paved it over. It still returns every year and stands there looking bewildered.pic.twitter.com/Ao38rCcW0h
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This heron ate all my parents' fish every year until they gave up and filled the pond and paved it over. It still returns every year and stands there looking bewildered.pic.twitter.com/Ao38rCcW0h
I think a trip to the fish section in the supermarket is in order
Idk if the British have fish... I think it's just beans, sausages, salt pork, something called "pork faggots" lemons (for scurvy), hardtack... That sort of stuff
They have fish, but they fry it, so might as well not have any. Sad.pic.twitter.com/G9592q6Zxy
The husband is now going out for fish and chips. I will add baked beans to it. And have it with a large pot of tea. #Defiance #Patriotism #ScrewYou
I feel bad for having instigated this unfortunate turn of events. I hereby unreservedly apologize to all the taste buds that happen to be at the Pluckrose household over the next 60 minutes.
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