Now i find the weather has gone to my friends' heads & instead of sitting in the kitchen drinking tea like sensible people, this afternoon we will be sitting in the garden eating burnt sausages. A motion has been passed that vetos me being grumpy about it. To them, anyway.
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It’s a national custom in Britain that whenever the temperature rises above 20c we must all don unbecoming short trousers and give ourselves Salmonella poisoning by consuming pieces of raw food with a charcoal coating and faint taste of paraffin. No argument, it’s a rule. Enjoy!
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Sausages are the worst for BBQs. Thin steaks or GTFO.
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Please do not culturally appropriate the concept of bbq to your sausages and steaks. That's called grilling.
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