She's now threatening to go on a tea-making strike. This is very serious. I must crush this insurrection.
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She made the tea but it tastes funny. I think she put the milk in first to spite me. She denies it but her face is far too innocent. This is guerrilla warfare.
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Just your arguments with MasturbatinPete.

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I argued with that person. He was an extremely dense moron. I’m assuming hers didn’t go too well either?
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Hire that child! You NEED her!
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If the child makes it to 18, is alive and relatively healthy, and hates you, you are a successful parent.
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Keep doing your thing, Mama. They sometimes don't realize/appreciate the potential long-term impact of their actions.
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The child has my approval to begin immediately.
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Do it, child, do it!
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To be fair...
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She has a point... PS do you bug her conversations, too?
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Harsh but fair.
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