One of the things which most bemuses me as a Brit is the frequency with which North Americans will suddenly start arguing about the correct usage of mayonnaise in my mentions, apropos of absolutely nothing. Clearly, this is a matter of some cultural significance.
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Nothing beats a slice of buttery Marmite toast and a cup of tea as comfort food.
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Why Marlene? WHY? I had such admiration for you... Now, my illusions are all shattered.
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Oh, and to twist the knife... I love olives. I eat more Kalamata olives than anyone I know.

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You've moved from ingroup to outgroup to pure evil in two tweets.
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I can’t judge. My people eat pickled chunks of fish, cold out of a jar. Once you admit that, who would take you seriously?
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We eat chocolate for breakfast....

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Like pain au chocolat?
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Marmite and cheese?!
That's a WMD right there, more potent than Sarin or VX.
It's hardly conspicuous, you can smell if from miles.
Don't be surprised if your house get bombed in a pre-emptive strike.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Marmite goes with Voldemort, Sauron... and possibly olives. The garbage is too good for it. Kill it with fire.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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