I'm reading and re-reading "Washing his arse on my pillow" and I can't stop laughing
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So , a cat basically.
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Sounds like a normal day in the life of a cat.
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And perhaps, when nobody is looking, tearing the dog's basket to shreds and then skedaddling, leaving the poor pooch puppy to take the rap?
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