Ugh. When you have to walk slowly around a field making inane conversation with a tedious and far too talkative person coz your dogs are the best of friends and you don't want to spoil their fun.
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I have enough material for 4 seasons of my new comedyshow "The Pluckrose Diaries" just from reading your adventures on twitter. I'm going to be rich.pic.twitter.com/tUb05MmKcp
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D'oh, now you have to pay for personality rights and share the wealth.
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You are a fabulous comic.


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I've spoken to more people in public in the last 2 weeks than I have in the last 20 years. Getting a dog makes it impossible not to.
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Well if pets really do come to imitate their owners, maybe your dog will come to dislike this person as much as you do!
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