Going to bed. Woken by sound of puppy projectile vomiting. Everywhere. It is everywhere. And he's feeling sorry for himself.
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No one deserves to clean up Projectile vomit that is not their own. Nothing is worse in my opinion.
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I am so sorry for you
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Cleaning up projectile vomiting isn’t much fun. Having done it on multiple occasions, you have my sympathy. But given the choice, I’d rather be cleaning it up than doing it repeatedly, whether or not my bad choices contributed to my situation.

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Good luck, by the way, explaining to the puppy that he should make better choices next time.
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