Big macs are gross.
Also being fitter makes moving easier, less painful and you generally feel better. Don't have to be a stick, just work on being healthier and moving more. 
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I see you frequent glasgow chip shops on the regular.

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Lmao, after my girl was born at queen mothers (She literally came screaming into the world with Robbie Williams Rock DJ on loudly in the OR) my ex brought me fried pizza to eat for the first time. I thought I had seen everything but fried brussell sprouts take the cake.
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Are you sure about the truck part? If there's less of you to hit, there's a lower chance of getting hit. Sure, it might not be a high, or even significant difference, but you'd be ever so slightly less likely to get hit by the truck.
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Also, my own shitpost inspired me to lose some weight. Gonna say I'm "speccing into evasion". Maybe take up a martial art to say I'm raising my crit chances, too.
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There is no reason we should do anything about global warming because tomorrow a meteor might destroy the Earth for all we know
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