Oh! A happy ending to tell you about. Do you remember that I said I might be adopting a middle-aged tortoise named Fred 2? Well, he was offered the chance to go & live in a nice garden with four lady tortoises.
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Because of his proclivity for making mad passionate love to any steel toe-capped boots that came into his garden (which it seemed my friend somehow forgot to mention to me) my friend thought he might prefer that. It seems he does. Very much. Constantly. Jesus.
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Replying to @HPluckrose
I looked after my cousin's tortoises a few times - 2 m, 1 f. She never had a second's peace. The constant knocking from the garden exhausting just 2 overhear. Sensibly, she buried herself at the back of the garden just before my cousin came to pick them up. Took ages to find her.
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They are randy little buggers!
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