Oh! A happy ending to tell you about. Do you remember that I said I might be adopting a middle-aged tortoise named Fred 2? Well, he was offered the chance to go & live in a nice garden with four lady tortoises.
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I looked after my cousin's tortoises a few times - 2 m, 1 f. She never had a second's peace. The constant knocking from the garden exhausting just 2 overhear. Sensibly, she buried herself at the back of the garden just before my cousin came to pick them up. Took ages to find her.
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They are randy little buggers!
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I assume Fred 1 was killed by this sudden polygamous situation.
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Please provide video of this amphibian Lothario in flagrante footwearo.
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Reptilian, but yeah... :)
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Oh well boys will be boys
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Pepe the fetishist frog?
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In... (pause)... out... (pause)... in... (pause)... out...
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So, you will soon have the opportunity to adopt a young tortoise.
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