My dad told me dead Germans were buried under every coastal protection block. Remember sitting on top, talking to them as I watched the sea.
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We had a barber come to our house to cut my hair. He used to (repeatedly) say that he once accidentally cut off the ear of a child as he kept fidgeting. They had to replace the ear with an elephant's ear. A baby elephant of course. I obviously sat perfectly still and still do.
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When my parents were in another room and I could hear them talking, but couldn't make out what they were saying, I was *convinced* they were speaking another language - that they didn't use in front of me
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I thought "smoke-free" meant you could smoke in the facility free of charge.
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My daughter had learned by age 3 that about 20% of everything I say is an outrageous fiction.
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I believed this one and that if I swallowed chewing gum, it'd get wrapped around my ribs and I'd choke to death

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Holy shit Helen
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I read this in a children story and immediately set out to prove it was total bullshit.
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