Helen. We have never met but please block all of this conversation, take a deep breath (glass of fine red wine) disappear for a day or several, and see you the brighter side of life. 
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I am done now. I hate this kind of shit. It came to a point where I had to say something. I am hugely confrontational on the level of ideas but hate targetting individuals. I think I had to. I'm quite shaken now and am having vodka coz keto.
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Dry red wine is acceptable only like 2g per glass. Keep in mind you will get drunk much faster on keto. The worst hangover I've ever had was after 3 vodkas on keto
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Being a real trendy kind of dude I won’t admit I don’t know what keto means.
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It's a heavy tomato based diet. The "key" to losing weight is eating lots of "tomatoes". Key + tomato = Keto.
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There is also a weird christian variety of the diet that falls in line with the old testament, especially the book of genesis. This is known as Keto-genesis.
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Just because you prostrate yourself before the bitter menace doesn't mean we all do
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