OK, incoming is a potentially long thread of whinging. I have a heavy cold & keto flu whilst being required to read postmodernism & also do maths. I cannot describe how much it sucks to be me right now. #YesTheseAreFirstWorldProblems #DealWithIt
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Thirdly, I have to read about feminist epistemology which is hazardous to one's health at the best of times. Fourthly, this bloody keto diet requires me to work out percentages of things which I know is really very basic maths that 8 year olds have mastered but FML, anyway.
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It's like people deliberately try to make nutritional information difficult. Why the fuck are you giving me the nutritional details for 1/3 of an avocado? Who the hell eats 1/3 of an avacado? THAT'S NOT HOW AVACADOS WORK!
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In addition to this, I am subjected to frequent interventions on the subject of my health by an advanced medical student whom I met when he was a teenager & a bit isolated as an Indian atheist. Now it's all 'Sleep properly' 'Get blood tests' 'Don't get diabetes'. Pfft.pic.twitter.com/jX0etd3v0g
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OK, I'm clearly lying & am actually touched that, despite the ludicrous amount of study final year medical students have to do, he takes time to nag & research health stuff for an unhealthy middle-aged woman in England he's never actually met. I will also ignore him completely.
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On the plus side, keto breath is not that bad. Acetone smells nice
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keto might be exacerbating your regular flu, maybe you lose a lot of electrolytes in the first week or so and people mistake the symptoms for that for a "keto flu" i'd suggest drinking a bouillon cube dissolved in a cup of hot water, maybe two, to see if you don't feel better
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