Go to bed. Do you know what time it is!
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My body thinks its 7 PM.
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Wow, you think it's earlier than me, and I'm in the States, at least!
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Because, of course, telling the internet not to do something is the perfect way of making sure they don't ever do it... oh dear... I fear you've returned from American infected with some of that wretched 'optimism' stuff Helen...
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Sorry I couldn't include any tea-drinker or Brit bashing in that image, but, hey, I think you and your Queens personalities already cover that one smashinglypic.twitter.com/D9gCBIdJS0
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I honestly thought for a moment that was Keith Richards! He must be related.
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That doesn't leave me very many options Helen
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My girlfriend gets this way on Pundays too.
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Helen has just declared open season!
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My main problem with Orion's Belt is that it's a giant waist of space.
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I guess I'm a man-type specimen then
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Yeah, it needs to stop, and meow ... I'll see myself out.
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What about mocking the Irish (the original British pastime)?
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You just eliminated about 99% of my humor.
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What's wrong with math jokes?
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