While traveling abroad this summer, a Brit asked me, “Do you have squivvels in the United States?” “Squivvels?” I asked. “Yes, squivvels,” he said. It took us five minutes to figure out he was asking about furry tree dwelling rodents.
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A nice Scottish lady I worked with at a resort used to advise guests how to work the “whiddle pool bath” in their rooms. Cue the perplexed looks and contemplations of peeing in tubs.
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Mine is also hilariously bad - landing somewhere around 'drunk texan'.
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Please make a recording. In the interest of science.
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toe-may-tow, or tuh-may-doe. If that helps any...
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The American Great Plains is the land of tornadoes. I award your husband half points for his efforts.
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toe may toe poe tay toe
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‘yawn’ might get you to ‘y’all’!
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Have him start with “t‘mater” or just “‘mater”. That’s with a long “A”.
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Toe-may-dough
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Maybe he's still recovering from the wild party with Dumbledore and Snape?
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Toenado
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Send him to Brooklyn NY for a while
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