Oh come on. You people ate some of the saltiest fucking pork for hundreds of years. Beef jerky > saltpork
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Don't you 'you people' me! And shut up about tea. Stay in your lane!
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I'll just point out that in the UK nobody stays in their lane. EVERYONE is on the wrong side.
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Not a dad joke. Excellent.
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But the other Helen LOVES dad jokes and bad puns.
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I am willing to revise my position that words cannot be violence in their cases.
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Helen - sorry, this isn't exactly breaking news but I only just learned about it and it's relevant to you: HAVE YOU READ ISO 3103? Wikipedia summary available here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_3103
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