The child has informed me that it is not really me she will miss when I am away but the Buffy and Angel we have been binge-watching together. She also accused me of being 'triggered.' I'm thinking of looking into adoption. Anyone want a surly 13 year old?
I think I'm going to have to decline. I'm afraid you'll convert her. It's not the Judaism that worries me so much as the conservatism.
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Dude ..... 2 things 1) Judaism is not a proselytising religion, so you should have no fear of me wanting to convert her. In fact, I fail to understand why anyone would want to convert to Judaism. Too many rules and restrictions. 2) She won't be able to eat bacon.
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All I want from your daughter is free babysitting services and someone to speak to about maths and sciency stuff. Mrs Lotak has no interest in either of those.
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I've decided to keep her a little longer but we can draw up a provisional contract should she tell me I'm 'triggered' again.
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