@christianjbdev I'm taking your liking of this tweet as a 'Yes, I want a surly 13 year old.' I will put her on a boat to you as soon as I get back.
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swop for a surly 16 year old?
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No deal.
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Have you heard from her yet?
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Does this human meet the following criteria? 1) good and interested in physical sciences 2) good and interested in maths 3) interested in football 4) willing to keep kosher in the house (out the house is up to her) 5) able to babysit a 6 month old ?
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I'm afraid the need for bacon foe breakfast renders her ineligible.
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I'll have to consult my Rabbi. There may be a workaround. Please hold.
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Rabbi (who's not actually a Rabbi, but is learned) said: "it's theoretically possible" So ... we can maybe do it. Where can we sign terms?
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Wait ... there's some caveats (of course). Can she cook for herself?
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I'll take her. Does she come with a black puppy?
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No. Not unless he's destroyed any more of my house by then.
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So, that's a yes then.
Great. Tell her she can wear whatever she likes to school here 
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I’m sure you’ll be aware of pro’s and cons either way but reduced peer pressure re what to wear serves us well.
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Yes, I do. We discussed this before. Hence the joke.
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Oh, sorry to butt in
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No need to be sorry for anything. :)
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Ok then, I thought I managed to annoy you there :)
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Helen, dear, you will be fine. In another 13 years. They go fast! Cheer up! :) (yes, mine is 28 haha)
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