This was a silly thing to tweet.
@BristolBen will mysteriously disappear this week whilst he searches for Miss Pluckrose in order to turn her into a Frenchwoman.
She's going to come back wearing a beret, asking for escargot.
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I’m on my way to Paris right now Miss Pluckrose will return to her mother smelling of garlic, or she will not return at all.

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She will also insist on being called Lucie Piquerose.

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Absolutement pas.
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"Black pudding et sausage bap, avec un proper cup of tea Pierre. Maintenant!"
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she will come back loving espresso & only accepting croissants for breakfast. That's a lost battle, France is just cooler. Just be glad if she doesn't start spray painting fleur de lis on Buckingham palace or starts saying "shame what happened at Waterloo...."
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Or more resentful of the French than ever, like my dad. "A croissant isn't breakfast. And is a cup of tea too much to ask? No wonder they folded so fast."
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lol, a cup of tea is always too much to ask!
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I agree. But I'm Canadian, my dad was English.
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It makes me feel positively patriotic and have renewed hope for the future to see young people upholding a fine English tradition. I hope you're duly proud of her.
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Little shits.
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I take it you could not persuade her to be a civilized person?
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I was shocked when I first encountered continental breakfasts. But I (usually a Weetabix eater) thought they were a great invention.
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