So he threw himself on you while he was soaking wet? Well, that /is/ the kind of thing they do, isn't it?
And what, in the meantime, was the **puppy** doing? Fetching a towel?

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I would have done exactly the same with my step-mum’s dalmations
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Very passive aggressive but not as much as your first twitter reply!
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